Thai Sex Phrasebook

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Remember that knowing some local words and phrases will get you better situation to negotiate i.e. the girl prices and makes your chemistry work better with local girls.

Here is some Thai language, phrases and sayings you will hear or may want to use when on holiday in Thailand. (Please fill in Alphabetical order)

Common Thai Phrases

  • A little fat ----- Pompoi
  • Big tit! ----- Nom Yai
  • Can I take you home? ----- Pom song kun tii baan dai mai krap
  • Cold ----- Yen
  • Do you understand? ----- Kao-jai mai?
  • Don't understand --- Mai-kao-jai
  • Get the bill (in a restaurant) ----- Kit satang
  • Good afternoon ----- Sawat-dii don by
  • Good day ----- Sawat-dii crap
  • Good morning ----- Sawat-dii don chow
  • Goodbye ----- La gone
  • Have little money remaining ----- lua sa-tang nooy
  • Heineken please, and a glass, but no ice ----- Heineken, khrap, gaow duai, mai aow nam khaeng
  • Hot ----- Ron
  • How are you? ----- Sabaai dee mai?
  • How many Baht? ----- Gee Baht?
  • How Much? ----- Tao-rai?
  • I am cheap Charlie (Tight) ----- Tan Kiniow
  • I go for a pee ----- Chan by chee
  • I go for a poo poo! ----- Chan by kee
  • I have no money ----- Mai ma dung
  • I love you ----- Phom rakhun
  • I miss you ----- Pom kit theung
  • No problem ----- Mai pen rai
  • Not well ----- Mia sabai
  • Pay the bill ----- Check bin
  • Please bring me an ashtray ----- Aow tikiaburi khrap
  • See you later ----- Pop gun-my
  • Slow down ----- Chacha
  • Sorry ----- Kor-tort
  • Sweet talker ----- Pak Wan
  • Tonight I sleep alone ---- Bye norn con deow
  • Very expensive ---- Peng mak mak
  • What are you thinking? ----- Khun gamlang kit arai
  • What have you been up to? ----- khun bpen yang ngaii bang?
  • What is the problem? ----- Tam arai?
  • What is your name? ----- Khun chew arai?
  • Whatever ----- Bo pen yang
  • Where are you going? ----- By nai?
  • Where is the toilet ----- Hong nam u teenai?
  • You are very beautiful ----- Khun Suay Mak Mak

Words

Here are some words and phrases which you might need in Thailand.

Translation may not be 100% correct - Online translator has been used. Please fill in alphabetical order.

  • again - Xīk khrậng
  • all night - Tlxd thậng khụ̄n
  • anal sex - Kār mī pheṣ̄ s̄ạmphạnṭh̒ thāng thwār h̄nạk
  • apartment - Thī̀phạk
  • Asia - Xecheīy
  • ass - Tūd
  • bathroom - H̄̂xng xāb n̂ả
  • beer - Beīyr̒
  • big - H̄ıỵ̀
  • blonde - S̄ī b lxn d̒
  • blowjob - D̂ng
  • breasts - H̄n̂āxk
  • brothel - S̀xng
  • brunette - S̄ī n̂ảtāl
  • bus - Rt̄h bạs̄
  • come - Mā
  • condom - T̄hung yāng
  • discount - S̄̀wnld
  • English - P̣hās̄ʹā xạngkvs̄ʹ
  • erotic massage - Nwd rêā xārmṇ̒
  • Europe - Yurop
  • facial - Thī̀ h̄n̂ā
  • from behind - Cāk d̂ān h̄lạng
  • gay - Key̒
  • girl - S̄āw
  • half an hour - Khrụ̀ng chạ̀wmong
  • hotel - Rongræm
  • hour - Chạ̀wmong
  • left - D̂ān ŝāy
  • lesbian - Les̄ beī̂y n
  • massage - Nwd
  • oil - N̂ảmạn
  • old - Kèā
  • oral sex - Xx rạl sĕks̒
  • orgasm - Kār s̄ảrĕc khwām khır̀
  • pay after - H̄lạngcāk c̀āy ngein
  • penis - Lụngkh̒
  • pimp - Mængdā
  • prostitute - H̄ỵing k̄hāy brikār
  • prostitution - Kār kĥāpraweṇī
  • pussy - H̄ī
  • right - K̄hwā
  • safe sex - Pheṣ̄ s̄ạmphạnṭh̒ thī̀ plxdp̣hạy
  • shower - F̄ạkbạw
  • silicons - Silicons
  • sixty-nine - H̄k s̄ib kêā
  • small - Lĕk
  • sperm - S̄peir̒m
  • street - T̄hnn
  • taxi - Rt̄h thæ̆ksī̀
  • The United States - Pratheṣ̄ s̄h̄rạṭ̄hxmerikā
  • to come in mouth - Thī̀ ca mā nı pāk
  • to kiss - Thī̀ ca cūb
  • to pay - Thī̀ ca c̀āy ngein
  • to suck - Thī̀ ca dūd
  • today - Wạn nī̂
  • toilet - H̄̂xngn̂ả
  • tomorrow - Wạn phrùngnī̂
  • transsexual - P̄hū̂ t̄hūk pelī̀yn pheṣ̄
  • two girls - S̄xng s̄āw
  • United Kingdom - S̄h̄ rāch xāṇācạkr
  • with condom - D̂wy t̄hung yāng xnāmạy
  • without condom - Doy mị̀ t̂xng t̄hung yāng xnāmạy
  • yesterday - Meụ̄̀x wān
  • young - H̄nùm
  • your friend - Pheụ̄̀xn k̄hxng khuṇ

Phrases

  • Are you married? - Khuṇ tæ̀ngngān?
  • Can I touch? - C̄hạn s̄āmārt̄h s̄ạmp̄hạs̄
  • Come to my hotel? - Mā thī̀ rongræm k̄hxng c̄hạn dị̂ xỳāngrị
  • Do you have family? - Khuṇ mī butr læ̂w h̄rụ̄x mị̀
  • Do you like it? - Khuṇ chxb thī̀ mạn dị̂ h̄rụ̄x mị̀
  • Do you speak English? - Khuṇ phūd p̣hās̄ʹā xạngkvs̄ʹ dị̂ h̄ịm
  • How are you? - Khuṇ pĕn xỳāngrị b̂āng
  • How much is it? - Thèā h̄ịr̀ ?
  • How old are you? - Wiṭhī kār deim thī̀ khuṇ mī xarị b̂āng
  • I like you. - P̄hm chxb khuṇ
  • I want... - C̄hạn t̂xngkār...
  • My name is... - C̄hạn chụ̄̀x...
  • No, thanks. - Mị̀ k̄hxbkhuṇ
  • Thank you very much! - K̄hxbkhuṇ māk!
  • Thank you. - K̄hxbkhuṇ
  • Tomorrow again? - Nı wạn phrùngnī̂ xīk khrậng h̄rụ̄x mị̀
  • What is the time? - Welā khụ̄x xarị
  • What is your name? - Chụ̄̀x k̄hxng khuṇ khụ̄x xarị
  • What time? - S̄ìng thī̀ welā h̄rụ̄x mị̀
  • What? - Khụ̄x xarị?
  • When? - Meụ̄̀x h̄ịr̀
  • Where are you from? - Where are you from?
  • Where is it? - Thī̀ mạn khụ̄x xarị
  • Where? - Thī̀h̄ịn?
  • Who? - Khır?
  • Why not? - Thảmị mị̀?
  • Why? - Thảmị?
  • Yes, please. - Chı̀ pord
  • You are beautiful. - Khuṇ mī khwām s̄wyngām

Phrases you will hear bar girls saying in English

You can try to catch some of the following phrases that bar girls in Thailand are saying and you will understand better what do they really think about you. This is a list of phrases you will hear bar girls saying translated in to English. Most of them are said in front of their "new boyfriends" customers. Don't take this huomorous list too literally.

  • Bye do eye? ----- I go with you?
  • Go-ock ----- Liar
  • Hello sexy man! ----- pay my bar fine!
  • I love you long time ----- I will love you until your money runs out
  • I miss you when you go ----- I miss your money when you go
  • I only work here 1 week ----- I am a lying bitch
  • I send money to Mama ----- I give money to my Thai boyfriend
  • I wait for you come back Thailand ----- I wait for my next bar fine
  • I will write to you ----- My bank details are
  • My friend has too much Gold ----- When are you going to buy me some
  • Today is my birthday ----- I was born on a Monday, today is Monday
  • Tomorrow I go Bangkok ----- Someone else pay my bar fine already
  • Want to come my village? ----- My sister needs a new roof
  • When you come back Thailand? ----- When can I get some more money out of you
  • Where you stay, I go with you no bar fine ----- It's 3 a.m. and I'm skint

Weekdays

  • Monday ----- wan jan
  • Tuesday ----- wan ang-khaan
  • Wednesday ----- wan poot
  • Thursday ----- wan pa-rue-hat
  • Friday ----- wan sook
  • Saturday ----- wan sao
  • Sunday ----- wan aatit
  • day ----- wan (speak "one")
  • today ----- wan nee
  • tomorrow ----- proong nee
  • week ----- aatit
  • month ----- duean
  • year ----- bpee

Months

  • January ----- mokkara-khom
  • February ----- koompa-pan
  • March ----- meena-khom
  • April ----- maysa-yon
  • May ----- pruetsapa-khom
  • June ----- mitoona-yon
  • July ----- karakadaa-khom
  • August ----- singhaa-khom
  • September ----- kanyaa-yon
  • October ----- dtulaa-khom
  • November ----- pruetsajeegaa-yon
  • December ----- tanwaa-khom

Numbers

  • 1 nueng
  • 2 so:ng
  • 3 saam
  • 4 see
  • 5 haa
  • 6 hok
  • 7 jed
  • 8 baed
  • 9 kao
  • 10 sip
  • 11 sip-et (!) (sip-et, not sip-nueng!)
  • 12 sip-so:ng
  • 13 ... sip-saam ...
  • 20 yee-sip (!) (yee-sip, not so:ng-sip!)
  • 21 yee-sip-et (!) (yee-sip-et, not so:ng-sip-nueng!)
  • 22 ... yee-sip-so:ng ...
  • 30 saam-sip
  • 31 ... saam-sip-et ...
  • 40 see-sip
  • 50 ... haa-sip ...
  • 100 (nueng) roi
  • 101 (nueng) roi-et
  • 102 ... (nueng) roi-so:ng ...
  • 200 so:ng roi
  • 300 ... saam roi ...
  • 1000 nueng pan (=pun)
  • 2000 ... so:ng pan ...
  • 10,000 nueng mue:n
  • 20,000 ... so:ng mue:n ...
  • 100,000 nueng saen
  • 200,000 ... so:ng saen ...
  • 1,000,000 nueng laan
  • 2,000,000 ... so:ng laan ...

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